dadabiz:

Almost midnight? ??? Perfect time to make bread!!

bread’s done

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

Almost midnight? ??? Perfect time to make bread!!

white boy: *makes a joke*

white boy: *makes sure that you know it was a joke*

doubleculdesac:

😒

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

I felt up way too many robots for it to be before noon.

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss